Tottenham Become First Premier League Club To Ban ‘Selfie Sticks’ After Slew Of Fan Complaints

Chris Wright

7th, January 2015

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By Chris Wright

Selfie-Stick

“Say…’I look like a complete dipstick!'”

Thanks to some tireless campaigning and protestation from hardy members of The Fighting Cock supporters group, Tottenham have done the decent thing and become the first Premier League club to officially ban the “selfie stick”.

For those of you basking in glorious ignorance, the “selfie stick” is a telescopic rod which allows awful people to take awful “selfie” photos from beyond arm’s length.

Yep, this is what mankind is doing with the freedom we’ve been afforded.

Anway, the victory was announced by Fighting Cock associate @LiamCSWY on Twitter earlier this afternoon, after he received an email from the club to confirm the ban will come into effect for Spurs’ upcoming FA Cup replay against Burnley at home on January 14th…

However, rather than any high-minded moral standpoint, Liam freely admitted that his quest to banish selfie sticks from The Lane was really just an attempt to stop his beloved club descending (any further) into farce…

Fightin’ the good fight. Kudos gentlemen.

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  1. Terry says:

    i dont see any reason to ban them . i think they are stupid but if people want to look silly then its their choice , not yours and not mine. I don’t like ugly people or fat people but im not going to ask for fat ugly people to be banned.

  2. Ron says:

    Terry – this is pretty solid reasoning and a high-minded approach, but I honestly find that it’s getting hard to leave the house. Most folks out in public act like total fucking jerks, or zombies.

    People now go around town in pajamas. And slippers. And never look up from their phone.

    In this case, they aren’t harming anyone. But, as a cyclist, people driving and texting or taking selfies…are a huge danger to my life.

    As much as I agree, we’re going to have to put the brakes on smartphones and wifi before it’s just one big selfie zombie shitfest.

  3. Dave says:

    Is it me or does that photo sum up everything that is wrong and reprehensible about the Premiershit and Manchester United in particular.

  4. Rob says:

    Ron,
    I love you!

  5. Rod says:

    Ron, Rob – I love you both

  6. bob says:

    Instead of banning “selfie sticks” can’t we just ban the dipshits who insist on constantly taking photos of themselves (or at least take their sticks off them and hit them in the face with it with as much force as one can muster).

  7. TravisKOP says:

    The only people I see using them are tourists, just ask someone to take your picture FFS!

  8. Jarren says:

    I just love the irony of that guy in the photo having a pretty tasty SLR camera around his neck yet he’s happy with a photo from an iPhone.

    Oh and Dave, United are one of the biggest clubs in the world.

    You can’t expect every fan to be a hardcore, no-faffing-about, pie-munching bloke in his mid-40’s.

  9. Mike says:

    Ron nailed it.

  10. Anonymous says:

    Selfie Zombie Shitfest, coming soon to a cinema near you…

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