Fan Makes His Girlfriend Sit An Arsenal Exam To Fully Test Their Compatibility (Photos)

Chris Wright

28th, April 2015

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By Chris Wright

With their entire relationship on the line, one football fan has made his girlfriend sit a formal Arsenal exam to fully test their compatibility.

She seemed totally buzzed about the whole thing…ish.

Impressively, the test was meticulously produced – with a full cover sheet and instructions and everything…

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Thankfully, with a full 50 marks available, Saskia managed to weigh in with a respectable score of 43.5 out of 50 (85%), meaning that the relationship would not be effected – at least not until the next round of testing.

“Well done Saskia. As a result I will not be dumping you! (lucky you),” read the feedback on her answer sheet.

There were, however, a few pointers for her to be going away with, with the examiner leaving constructive criticism for her to go away and study player positions, Alexis Sanchez’s superiority over Eden Hazard and to commit to memory the universal truth that “Tottenham are scum”.

Amen.

(Via Express)

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  1. Mr. Chopper says:

    I’d request an external invigilator check that. Some of the answers seem to be patently bollocks.

  2. Anonymous says:

    “In your own words, explain why Alexis Sanchez is better than Eden Hazard.”

    Trying to come up with a legit answer for this question.

  3. Jacko says:

    Where’s Mertesacker in the starting 11? He’s not too clued up either!

  4. Murray says:

    This isn’t about “compatibility”. This is about a highly insecure Arsenal fan compelling another human being to tell him only what he WANTS to hear, under the threat of breaking off further contact.

    The only correct solution to this “test” is to skip the bullshit and dump this loser already.

  5. P says:

    So the starting XI is…

    ————-Ospina———–
    Bellerin—Koscielny—Monreal
    ———–Coquelin———–
    —Ramsey———–Cazorla—
    ————-Ozil————-
    Sanchez—-Giroud—-Welbeck–

    Maybe on Amateur in FIFA 15, but not on Wednesday at Stoke in EPL. Seems as though the tester could use some remediation here.

  6. Walt says:

    Somewhere in North London, somebody is getting off to his girlfriend saying, “Sanchez is buff and scores lots of goals.”

    Whatever turns you on, mate.

  7. Jacques says:

    87%. Not bad. Top 4 but not title winning form.

  8. Jacques says:

    87%. Not bad. Top 4 but not title winning form. so I guess she is Arsenal through and through.

  9. Jarren says:

    Haha, nice one Jacques.

    I do think this is all a little tongue-in-cheek, though.

    Nobody would seriously base their prospective relationship with a girl on how much she knows about a football team?

    What if she slaps you with a 50 question exam on Paul O’Grady’s Pet Hospital or Call The Midwife? :P

    • The Wicked Man says:

      What if she slaps YOU with whatever the hell that is?

      Me, I’d do what any ordinary person should do and wonder aloud, “What the fuck is this?” Then, I’d use the papers as a beer coaster and resume watching the telly. The End.

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