I once shaved a line in one of my eyebrows. Don’t ask me why I did it – I was young and dumb. And yes, it made me look like an utter twat.
It looked crap in the early Nineties and, guess what, it looks just as crap now. The fact is, no one looks good with lines shaved into their eyebrows, especially not little Aaron Lennon, who hasn’t realised that if you really have to do it then you should only do it to one of your eyebrows. It’s basically the same rule for pirates and eye patches – one is fine; two and you look like a dickhead (apologies to Eddie Izzard for nicking his material).