Shit Lookalikes: Heurelho Gomes & Eugene The Jeep
By Chris Wright
For all of you who don’t know, Eugene The Jeep was a character from Popeye who used to jump around like a clown, causing all kinds of mayhem in his own penalty area until he was sat down by Harry Redknapp and told to sort himself ou…hang on.
I can’t help but feel the creators of Popeye based quite a few of their characters on Gomes…
Exhibit B: Alice The Goon
Got yourself a lookalike? Email ollie@anorak.co.uk with your suggestion and keep your fingers crossed that it’s sh*t enough to make the grade!



















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The name Eugene just seems to popping up every where!
It’s all in your mind man!
That’s shit of the highest order. Hilarious.