By Ollie Irish
Bale, Bale, BALE
Rhetorical question, really. “He’s forking immense” is the right answer. Candidate for best player in the Prem in 2010? You know it. I think I even have a bit of a man crush on Bale. Shhh. Don’t tell anyone.
In fact, he’s my favourite Bale in the world. He shits all over Christian Bale and any other Bales you care to name.
Camp Drog says:
“Ooh, he’s just like a yummy little elf! I want to eat him right up.”