How Good Is Gareth Bale Right Now?

Ollie Irish

20th, April 2010


By Ollie Irish

Bale, Bale, BALE

Rhetorical question, really. “He’s forking immense” is the right answer. Candidate for best player in the Prem in 2010? You know it. I think I even have a bit of a man crush on Bale. Shhh. Don’t tell anyone.

In fact, he’s my favourite Bale in the world. He shits all over Christian Bale and any other Bales you care to name.

Camp Drog says:

“Ooh, he’s just like a yummy little elf! I want to eat him right up.”

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  1. CK says:

    He’s doing well, but only in the last two months and now everyone is in love with him. Remember Nani had a purple patch a few months ago and was suddenly a fit replacement for Ronaldo. Now he’s shit again, although not as shit as he was. Bale is good, no question, but no way the best in 2010.

  2. Chris says:

    He’s just about single-handedly keeping me in 3rd position in my Fantasy League.

  3. mizman says:

    ye he is good but he aint in the same leageue as batman

  4. alex says:

    hey ollie, do you like tottenham?

    (sarcasm booom!!!)

  5. chet says:

    yea calm downnn on the best in the league.
    he has been unbelievable good at times. but the best? not quite yet.

  6. spectator says:

    are you indulging yourself ollie? you are aren’t you?

    on the other hand he has been quite good. no need for ashley cole come south africa.

  7. DC says:

    i heard leo messi has been doing pretty well for himself. but yeah, counting just, i dont know, last weekend, yeah, gareth fucking bale, hes the best of 2010

  8. DC says:

    my bad, didnt see “best in prem,” but still

  9. Ruperto says:

    i have always liked bale i also use him on all my teams when i play fifa 10 and 09

  10. aaron says:

    great for fantasy league.. but best in prem? hahahahaha.. nice to see spurs fans r still unrealistic even during their fantastic season..

  11. hammer :) says:

    Looking at yesterdays game f*ckin shittt!

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