By Ollie Irish
The News of the Screws claims Peter Crouch cheated on girlfriend Abigail Clancy (one of our Top 10 Sexiest WAGs in the World) with a teenage prostitute. Ah, you can always trust the Screws to break a kiss-and-tell story on the eve of a new season.
Hooker Monica Mint:
Clancy 1-0 Skanky hooker.
The Screws fills us in with the gory details:
“The gangly Spurs striker paid more than £800 for two sordid romps with Monica Mint on a stag weekend in Madrid.
“She told us: ‘He seemed nice so I let him take control.’”
She allegedly gave him a BJ in the back of a taxi. Well, he did seem so nice. And niceness is a prerequisite for sucking strange men off in a moving vehicle.
On reading this, I thought: Noooooo! Peter, nooooooo! Why? Why cheat on lovely, dim Abigail?
Until today, you were one of the few England players we would go for a pint with. Now you take your sorry place alongside man-whores like John Terry and Ashley Cole. How depressing.
Full story on the NotW website