Peter Crouch Cheats On WAG Abigail Clancy With Teenage Prostitute?
By Ollie Irish
The News of the Screws claims Peter Crouch cheated on girlfriend Abigail Clancy (one of our Top 10 Sexiest WAGs in the World) with a teenage prostitute. Ah, you can always trust the Screws to break a kiss-and-tell story on the eve of a new season.
Hooker Monica Mint:
Clancy 1-0 Skanky hooker.
The Screws fills us in with the gory details:
“The gangly Spurs striker paid more than £800 for two sordid romps with Monica Mint on a stag weekend in Madrid.
“She told us: ‘He seemed nice so I let him take control.’”
She allegedly gave him a BJ in the back of a taxi. Well, he did seem so nice. And niceness is a prerequisite for sucking strange men off in a moving vehicle.
On reading this, I thought: Noooooo! Peter, nooooooo! Why? Why cheat on lovely, dim Abigail?
Until today, you were one of the few England players we would go for a pint with. Now you take your sorry place alongside man-whores like John Terry and Ashley Cole. How depressing.
Full story on the NotW website