Peter Crouch Cheats On WAG Abigail Clancy With Teenage Prostitute?
By Ollie Irish
The News of the Screws claims Peter Crouch cheated on girlfriend Abigail Clancy (one of our Top 10 Sexiest WAGs in the World) with a teenage prostitute. Ah, you can always trust the Screws to break a kiss-and-tell story on the eve of a new season.
Clancy:
Hooker Monica Mint:
Clancy 1-0 Skanky hooker.
The Screws fills us in with the gory details:
“The gangly Spurs striker paid more than £800 for two sordid romps with Monica Mint on a stag weekend in Madrid.
“She told us: ‘He seemed nice so I let him take control.’”
She allegedly gave him a BJ in the back of a taxi. Well, he did seem so nice. And niceness is a prerequisite for sucking strange men off in a moving vehicle.
On reading this, I thought: Noooooo! Peter, nooooooo! Why? Why cheat on lovely, dim Abigail?
Until today, you were one of the few England players we would go for a pint with. Now you take your sorry place alongside man-whores like John Terry and Ashley Cole. How depressing.
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LOVING Peter Crouch right now!! Abigail Clancy is fit sure, but it just goes to show – no matter how fit a bird is, someone somewhere is sick of her sh*t!!
And anyway – you tellin me her relationship with him wasnt just a more formal version of that £800 hooker??? She whored herself for the title of “WAG” – what goes around comes around Abi – sorry like!!
‘He seemed nice so I let him take control.’
How about, I’m a cheap whore so I did anything he wanted for a few dollar?
You’d think these dudes would learn. If you pay a girl to blow you in a taxi, she’s gonna sell her story for a couple of hundred to the sun.
Stu J you’re a shit lad.
I for one would choose the hooker any day
hahahahahahahahahaha, y’know i knew that lanky pile of crap would get caught out sooner or later. Rumour as it in d’dressing room he’s been at with the gaffers daughter in law. Y’know whadda mean hahahahahahahahahaha. It was only a matter of time. At least he’s scoring off the pitch cause he never scores off it hahahahahahahahahaha.
“what’s that??? No i won’t give you a lucky charm!!! gawd dam crouchy’s always after me lucky charms”
@lukychmz
well fork out a few quid mate and you can have her for an hour. but honestly, i think you’re on your own. not getting the craze of sleeping with teenage hookers, personally, especially in crouchies case when he has abby at home
oh dear, no matter how much a man says he loves a girl their all the same in the end and have to cheat, it’s pathetic really it’s obvious she’ll stay with him and get the sympathy off of everyone.
crouch has gone up in my books, and the hooker is fitter
any1 believe that a slutty hooker could slightly manipulate the truth (i.e. she saw him on telly and accidentally mistook it for her sucking his dick) and then told the most honest and accurate paper in britain, who (of course) after investigating fully decided her honest story needed to be told, regardless of how many copies they sold
or am i being cynical?
anybody that says the hooker needs to go down specsavers, pure madness. anyway i agree with stu j with this one, clancy is just a longer term prostitute , as if he would be getting his end away if wassnt putting money in her purse!
Could be NotW bollocks of course…
At the end of the day she was only with him for his money anyway, She even said she wanted to “bag a footballer” so she deserves having to deal with this…
Abi Clancey… fit/dim as fcuk (delete as applicable (if you can)). She’s one of them girls that in the game of shoot, shag, marry – you’d definately put in the shag category. I’m sure that once the novelty of that body started to wear off that “intellect” and “personality” would make you consider your options… My guess, she’d become a “shoot”.
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hooker = rank
Well the WAG is property, the callgirl was only for rent.
These stupid soccer players are no examples, amazing how many idiots spent their money and time on this ridiculous sport
Cockroach’s bitch 0 – hooker 3
But we know Ollie is a fag
Wasn’t Crouchie going out with someone else when Abigail Clancy cheated with him on her? How naive must she be to think that it wouldn’t happen to her!
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I prefer the hooker in terms of looks, Crouchy is a prick though.
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Mint over Clancy everytime
I’d give Crouch head anytime, and I’m a guy…