Dimi Berbatov doesn’t look like a modern footballer. In fact, he doesn’t look like a modern man at all. No, the Spurs striker is a throwback to the Eighties, that cheesy decade defined by slip-on shoes (I bet he owns at least one pair), Yuppies, Duran Duran, Roger Moore as 007, and the Milk Tray Man – actually, Roger Moore’s Bond was essentially the Milk Tray Man.
Berby would make an excellent Man from Milk Tray. Stick him in a black polo neck, slick back his hair, throw him out of a helicopter – job’s done.
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