‘I’ve Never Heard Nothing At All’ – Harry Redknapp Mauls English Language, Rejects Chelsea Link

By Chris Wright

When asked by Sky Sports News about the whispy rumours (and they are just rumours at this point) that he may be approached to take over from the recently-deposed Carlo Ancelotti at Stamford Bridge yesterday, Tottenham boss Harry Redknapp sort-of-not-quite distanced himself from the speculation, leaving the door notably ajar.

Well, he can dream can’t he?

Said ‘Arry:

“Well I have got a great job at Tottenham, things are going well for me. I have had a couple of great years it couldn’t have gone better for me there.

“I haven’t heard anything from Chelsea that’s for sure, no one has ever mentioned Chelsea to me.

“It’s not the first I have heard of it, someone said to me today your name got mentioned on TV, well I said I’ve never heard nothing at all so it’s all news to me.”

Harry Redknapp 1-0 The English Language (Redknapp wins via submission)

Now, we all know that our ‘Arry isn’t one to talk about other people’s clubs, but Chelsea are certainly a top, top side and definitely the kind of t’riffic club that would fit in well on his CV.

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  1. Ubietz888 says:

    Speak English to me, ‘Arry. I thought this country spawned the fucking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.

  2. LP says:

    100% Agree, his grasp of the English language is appauling, much like his son’s.

  3. SPURSINCE82 says:

    He doesn’t speak english, he talks shi£

  4. oldun says:

    You couldn’t make it up.LP criticises Harry’s grasp of the English language. Talk about pot and kettle. LP’s grasp of spelling,i.e. grammar in the English language is APPALLING. People who live in glashouses…….DOH!!!!!!!!

  5. dave says:

    I really don’t see a problem in what he’s said, especially considering what all the chavs in this country shit out of their mouths.

  6. Anonymous says:

    well said Dave!

    Just ask your critics how much they get paid a week Harry!

    Everybody loved it when Enry Cooper talked like that, God rest his soul.

  7. Mort says:

    We should care about how our language is spoken. Why would you not care?

    Surely, not being able to have a decent grasp of your mother tongue is not acceptable.

    We should not have to sink to the lowest level as annon backs up, we should be seeking to improve our levels of understanding.

    I’ve never heard nothing means at he has heard something. Taking it in the modern uninformed sense suggests he has not heard anything. Confusing isn’t it?

    Lets get some clarity back into our speech.

  8. Michael D says:

    Typical ‘Arry, throwing his name out there but not really throwing it out there…well played as ever, sir

    Oh and @ubietz, nice Snatch reference :)

  9. Terry Sheddingham says:

    “I have had a couple of great years it couldn’t have gone better for me there”

    *There*? Looks like he’s already signed that contract.

  10. ande says:

    Let’s get you lot in front of a camera, a microphone under your nose, and see what you produce …

  11. Sid says:

    Does anyone speak the Queens English?, lets face it people on here would take the pi$$ out of anyone who speaks with an Oxford accent as well.
    Harry speaks the language of the region where he spent his youth, there are no heirs and graces with the guy which to me makes him normal, idiots spout their puke just to have a bitchy gripe on here…..typical English mentality of not allowing a guy to be himself.

  12. Eric says:

    thank you sid… agree 100%

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