By Chris Wright
Word on Pies Street is that the opening weekend Premier League tie between Tottenham and Everton has been cancelled due to the ongoing twattery in London.
The postponement is yet to be confirmed by either club or by the Premier League themselves but their are rumblings trickling down from some very high-ranking sources that the game at White Hart Lane will be shelved.
The ‘Everton off to a flying start after avoiding defeat at Spurs’ jokes are writing themselves.
UPDATE: The Premier League board have indeed just announced that Spurs vs Everton at the Lane (Saturday)