Europa League: Hearts 0-5 Tottenham – Inevitable ‘Spurs Break Hearts’ Pun (Photos & Highlights)
By Chris Wright
How about that headline, eh? We’re trying ‘post-modern’ on Pies.
Anywho, Hearts made the unfortunate error of allowing Tottenham to play exactly like Tottenham in the first-leg of their Europa League qualifier at Tynecastle last night and, as a result, got thoroughly spanked for their troubles.
Spurs were obviously a class apart and controlled proceedings for the majority of the evening and, save a five-minute rush straight after half-time, Hearts did very little to trouble the dirty Saverners apart from kicking them a few times hither and thither.
Something tells us you can probably expect to see a few unfamiliar names in ‘Arry’s line up for next week’s return leg at the Lane.
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Highlights (as ever, catch them while you can)…
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I’d imagine spurs are favorites in this years tournament, well unless Barcelona or Real Madrid somehow finish 3rd in the group stages.
As someone said on twitter, Tottenham ran riot!