By Chris Wright
How about that headline, eh? We’re trying ‘post-modern’ on Pies.
Anywho, Hearts made the unfortunate error of allowing Tottenham to play exactly like Tottenham in the first-leg of their Europa League qualifier at Tynecastle last night and, as a result, got thoroughly spanked for their troubles.
Spurs were obviously a class apart and controlled proceedings for the majority of the evening and, save a five-minute rush straight after half-time, Hearts did very little to trouble the dirty Saverners apart from kicking them a few times hither and thither.
Something tells us you can probably expect to see a few unfamiliar names in ‘Arry’s line up for next week’s return leg at the Lane.
Highlights (as ever, catch them while you can)…