Pick a name for Tottenham’s nameless new stadium

Emirates Airlines won the naming rights for Arsenal’s Ashburton Grove. But which brand would suit Spurs’ yet-to-be-named new stadium?
I quite like “World of Leather Lane”.
More amusing suggestions please. Especially from you witty Gooners…


Austingunner wins!!!!! That’s a beaut!!!
The Chick King Arena (Chick King is a fried chicken fast food, near the ground on High Rd)
They could also re-draw the club crest as a giant fried chicken thigh, it would be yummy
Mel Gibson’s Nightmare
Sad to see they are going to build a fairly similar looking stadium to the Emirates – but spud Levy sh*t himseld when he saw what we have now.
By the time they build it Emirates will not be at 60,000 capacity but way beyond that. Arsene himself said the board should look to expand it to 100,000 and the design of the stadium has allowed that for our future. After all we have over 45,000 on the waiting list(They have about 25,000)
If they allow them to have 60,000 then how could they deny us 100,000? We have the fanbase for it. At least we can build down and add at least another 5,000 fans, they have not allowed that in their design.
Also we will have a new owner soon but we are managing our debt well, it has dropped considerably as the Highbury flats are being sold and soon the Queensland Road development will begin and we will be quids in! I am not sure about buying flats where their old stadium is….I agree with Martin about that.
Besides, we have played in the Champions League for 13 years and they have not. Three Premierships to none, ten championships to two, three doubles to one, magnificent undefeated run and much more.
Outside the Emirates you can see Henry, Bergkamp etc – sheer world class.
Maybe they can put Chas n Dave and call it the Chas n Dave stadium?
This season will be different Lane
Top Four Contenders Asylum
The Optical Express Stadium…..
maybe that way they can fix Harrys twitch!
Pampers stadium
Imodium stadium
I’d like it to be called “The Mansion” :D
I love these gooners.their stadium is muslim like their fans.anyone can build a stadium if they can go 400 million in debt!!and u can’t give those flats away for love nor money.if I were the chairman of the arabs I wouldn’t expand the stadium,I’d fill in the gaps in the stadium to try and improve the poor atmosphere.the benefit of waiting for your rival to build first is you can see all the mistakes they made in design and economics and cream them.jealousy is a great thing hey goons!world class design levy,truly spectacular.should be best stadium in the country!can’t wait
‘White Hart Lane (sponsor’s name)Stadium’
cock stadium
How bout the kosher salmon bagel arena? Or the fish balls bowl ? Or the Toyota previa- Volvo estate stadium. All the yids will feel right at home!
Spudmasher – You obviously know the cheap deals as you know the prices…..Its well documented that Spurs are one of the richiest clubs in the country due to the support we have and the fact that we dont shoot ourselves in the foot with taking on development of projects we can not afford ……….Ar5ena1
White Hart Pain…. or
Transition stadium…
Papa Bouba Diop Arena for no particular reason.
The Churchill the dog stadium after harry redknapp, the Bronx arena after the dump of an area it’s in, or the crimestoppers stadium lol
Well done Jim…. proving Spurs fans are the scum of the earth with your racist comment. Bravo!
Maybe you should get a German company to sponsor your stadium?… Mug
As for the flats that we cant give away you obviously didnt see our recent financial earnings did you?
Another point in design… you obviously havent noticed how similar your stadium is to ours in design either.
Oh and one more thing… The Arsenal make £2.9 million a game on gate receipts… do you really think the your 56,000 seater stadium will cream ours… unless Levy is planning on putting up your tickets prices considerably i doubt it.
Do some research before making yourself look like even more of a plank!
Skull cap dome lol
World of Leather Lane? Is that after all of Defoe’s girlfriends?
Northbankgoonerscum – Jim is a racist, thats not good, however he is right about two things, you can not sell the flats and your shit club made loads of mistakes with the designs, layouts and sitting the diehard fans in the wrong areas……hahahaha…..We wont make those mistakes and I hope we wont go arab…British would be nice or a rich Tottenham fan who will stay traditional and call it the Bill Nicholson….
White Hart Lane would be good to keep…as its only just rebuilding it and moving elsewhere but basically in the same area…
otherwise names such as
- Haringey Arena
- The Golden Cockeral Stadium
- White Haringey Lane
- Golden Hart Lane
stands, the kop verien stand (Tottenham Hotspur clan stand) (Bill Nicholson Stand) (Haringey Stand) (Greaves Stand)
the alan sugar dome
the chas and no longer dave arena….. home to good songs but shit performances!
the ginsters bowl
Yids arena!!
durex arena
the tenna lady arena
the viagra dome
pork stadium
anne summers arena
La Stadia de TK Maxx
Hotsperm Bowl
[enter stadium name here]
Wide Arse Laid
Waste of Space Arena
Wank.net Park
Mid Army Stadium (mid-table bastards ground ?)
the Badly Built Bowl will probably be the most suitable
most definatly call it the mansion anyone disagree are just jelous off such a amazing stadium owned by the best team in england yid army
well if it were me i’d buy the naming rights and keep it as white hart lane… But its not to be so i reckon the mansion would be a good’n
Ps just cos I use the word muslim does not make me a racist!you are sponsered by a muslim company after all.fact!a lot of your fanbase is muslim and your players.apparently the gooner female fans aren’t allowed to read the programme on a match day as it comes under education!!oh and you can’t sell the flats for love nor money.another fact!don’t make up our financial earning are….you are hugely in debt and on a tight rope financially.bancruptcy is a real issue for you.deduct from the millions you get each game for the ludicrous wages you pay your players [more than man u] and your vast debt repayments and you are in the red weekly!our stadium is similar in that its oval!!!!we won’t have any of the inadequacies though of being far from the pitch and design problems,limiting the atmosphere.we’ve pretty much done your stadium,just done it properly.also its nice for our fans to have had a say!!plus we don’t like to up our roots and move elsewhere for the 3rd time!rather a jew than a ….another fact lol hugs and kisses xx
Nothbankgooner.. It’s people like you who make this country and the people in it frightened to make comment about race in any form. Your poliltical corectness is what’s runing this country.Calling someone Muslim isn’t racist. The term in which it was said was a statement of fact. Stop trying to stir up things that just aren’t there you tool.
Oh ! and our stadium would resemble yours it’s the same architect…
The Marriot Hotel Stadium (thought this was pretty obvious).
Spuds Field
- The Suck it, Nick Griffin-Arena
- Tesco Clubcard Park- 3 points with every visit!
subway superdome :)
The KFC Tottenham Hotspot
@Darren B
Imodium stadium….that’s a good one hehe
The Village Idiots Arena.
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Walls Arena after the sausages cos there all skinless
3 point lane ?
the YoutubeIkeaDebenhamsSky arena
The Arsenal B team stadioum ?
Wide arse Lane?
The Spuds Arena!
Astroglide Arena
btw, Jim and Yid, you’re both stupid wanks, one a trolling racist and the other a self-righteous prick.
Now, I quite like “Naming Rights,” like in the original concept prints.
Jim and Yid are right: Arsenal fans are all terrorists planning to bomb the new spuds stadium during its building. Because we know for sure they’re all muslims, and that muslims are terrorists.
I must add they eat babies and never wash their dirty arses.
Don’t call us racists, these are simple proven facts.
sperm arena
So long as the physio’s room is called ‘The Ledley King Memorial Injury Suite’. I guess ‘The Ledley King Memorial Stadium’ would be a decent name. I don’t really give a toss what they call the stadium, so long as there is something there mentioning Ledley King and his wonky knees.
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