Rumour Balls: Wigan pounce for Ponce

Ollie Irish

16th, December 2009

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The rumour: Wigan Athletic want to sign Chilean defender Waldo Ponce. That is all you need to know.

The truth: Waldo Ponce is possibly the greatest footballer’s name ever. Either that or Socrates. Please Roberto, can you fix it for him to come to the Premier League, so I can come up with a sickening glut of Ponce-related headlines. Thanks.

PS. I couldn’t find any decent high-res images of Waldo, so instead enjoy this gratuitous paparazzi shot of namesake Lola Ponce, an Argentine actress/model/singer:

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You’re welcome.

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