By Chris Wright
As if told by Liam Neeson that he will be found and he will be killed if he doesn’t leave Arsenal, kidnapper/outbound striker Nicklas Bendtner has warned potential hostage negotiators/suitors that he has some very specific demands that must be met if you’re serious about purchasing him.
Discussing his options (of which remaining at Arsenal is not one), Bendtner told Danish media: “I have three demands and I won’t sign a deal with a club who aren’t prepared to fill those demands.”
Intriguing. Of course, we can only speculate, but…
1. Start with a classic. $1,000,000 in unmarked, non-consecutive bills and a getaway helicopter waiting