By Chris Wright
Del Piero? Pah…
They’ll be queuing around the block for those shirts.
Posted in Kits & fashion, Transfers & Rumours | 8 Comments »
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“The club has already sold out of the Heskey No.9 strip and has ordered 5000 more”.
it’s genius. he’s a cult hero.
Prepare yourselves for a debut goal, after that it’s all downhill
Isn’t a number 9 supposed to score goals? If so, why the hell did they give it to him?
I’ve been to Newcastle. How anybody would like to live there is beyond me. The only good thing about it is that it’s close to Sydney.
@Martin, have you seen the Bloopers reels on Pies of the Aussie A-League? One viewing will make you realise he will be a standout and could potentially score 100 goals in his debut season (lol).
You should’ve photoshopped the sponsors and told us it was Barca
As someone who is Newcastle born and raised and a Jets season ticket holder, I’m massively excited for this. Yes it’s Heskey, the joke of the EPL, but it’s also the A-League. He will own this. He’ll put a shit ton away and set up even more.
And @billybobjenkins, seriously you put the overcrowded, overpriced rat-race of Sydney over the beaches, bars and laidback lifestyle of Newcastle? Ok mate, all yours!
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