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‘Hulk Out!’ – Fake Bomb Found At Zenit Training Complex, Protest Over Hulk’s Astronomical Wages

By Chris Wright

“Oh. My. God. What have we done?”

A week after two prominent members of the first-team were busted down to train with the reserves for having the temerity to raise questions over the very same issue, a¬†fake bomb has reportedly been discovered at Zenit St. Peterburg’s training complex and is believed to be a protest over new signing Hulk’s overly meaty pay packet.

The Russian media are reporting that the device was left in a bag at the training ground on Friday morning, along with several photos of Hulk and a scrawled message that read: “Hulk out!”, which we’re guessing wasn’t an open request for the Brazilian to go on the fritz, flex his stocky frame, turn green and then tear a pair of tiny purple shorts with his rippling thighs.

“We’re not denying this story but won’t comment either,” a Zenit spokesman said.

Hope that clears that up.

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By Chris on September 29th, 2012 in FAIL, Transfers & Rumours. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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3 Responses to “‘Hulk Out!’ – Fake Bomb Found At Zenit Training Complex, Protest Over Hulk’s Astronomical Wages”

  1. Russell says:

    So…….How much is he on a week?

  2. Si says:

    @Russell – not as much as John Terry’s legal team.

  3. [...] sent Yann M’Vila death threats when he was linked with the club over the summer and planted a fake bomb with a note reading “Hulk Out” shortly after the Brazilian striker joined from [...]

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