Where Do You Turn When Even FIFA 13 Thinks You’re Less Than Worthless? (Photo)
By Chris Wright
It’s a sad day when even your video games start admitting that they think you’re worthless…
“Apparently my player in career mode is so terrible Sir Alex wants me sent out on loan. Brighton and Hove Albion are willing to bring me in and are offering me -$1 per week to play for them it seems!”
-1$ a week? So, in effect, you’d be paying Brighton to play for them? Wow. Those are the most depressing contract terms we’ve ever clapped eyes on – though probably not a million miles from what Barnet are offering Edgar Davids.
Lawd. Where do you go from there? We’d suggest a one-way trip to the glue factory.
Via the wonderful KCKRS