Lampard didn’t get a smack from Adebayor


1st, March 2007


Emmanuel ‘Evander Holyfield’ Adebayor apparently DIDN’T punch Frank ‘Looks a bit like KD Lang’ Lampard
. Pity. After Arsene Wenger started spouting off and shouting "THE LINESMAN IS A BIG FAT LIAR!" to just about anyone who would listen, and then called for Fat Frank to come forward and save his striker.

Lampard’s agent Steve Kutner told LiteSport on Thursday: "I’ve spoken to Frank and he told me he hadn’t been hit by anybody." This is bad news for the FA as their position was always ‘That Adebayor well threw a punch at our Frank’, which leaves the whole thing becoming more farcical by the second. Of course, the FA are changing their tune now…

After everyone in the world disagreed with the FA, they have now claimed that at no point did the linesman say that Adebayor punched Lampard, rather, he just ‘aimed a punch’ at the England midfielder.
Wenger, who usually can’t see a contraversial incident – even if it took place on his nose – claims that the officials’ report is untrue.

Adebayor hasn’t helped his cause for appeal by being charged with reacting aggressively and failing to leave the field. Of that, there is surely no question. The player has requested a personal hearing, to take place next Tuesday, and Wenger insisted: "I don’t agree at all with the report of the linesman on Adebayor because, for me, he lies. When he says he punched Lampard, I would like you to ask Lampard if he was punched and I want him to say the truth. We have watched it on microscope and if you see Adebayor punching Lampard, I would like you to show me that."
That’s how bad Wenger’s eyesight is. He needs a pissing microscope to watch a game. The FA now want Arsene to explain himself. [Mof Gimmers]

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  1. Jim says:

    Explain himself…?
    Surley what he has said is perfectly clear?!

  2. lee c says:

    Lamps really does look like kd lang doesn’t he. Can’t believe I didn’t spot that before…

  3. Nicky S says:

    Disappointing news for Gooners & all true football fans. Why didn’t Ade smack him one?

  4. Joe says:

    I reckon he looks rather like Daniel Craig, what with the stick-out ears and the receding hairline. Though I’d shudder to think what Lamps would do to James Bond role: ‘Allo Moi naime ish Bond, Jaimesh Bond’

  5. Col says:

    And he’d be useless in Germany, where most bad people live. He’d be always shouting over the top of people…

  6. Col says:

    oh course that would have been better if i’d typed shooting. Damn.

  7. kammii says:

    On the subject of lookalike, check out a web game called ‘Jewel Quest’ that blue face, look like somebody who plays for Bolton. Don’t look for too long, he might spit in your face!
    ‘WHO ATE ALL THE PIES’ great site, very funny!

  8. Matt says:

    Does no one think Frank looks like Matt Bellamy from Muse?