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Luis Suarez Offered Asylum By KF Hajvalia, Kosovan Club Who Play Outside FIFA’s Jurisdiction

By Chris Wright

Uruguay WCup Soccer Luis Suarez

Luis helps himself to a snack out on the veranda

Facing the prospect of spending the next four months banned from global football at FIFA’s behest following his gnaw on Giorgio Chiellini’s shoulder, cannibal martyr Luis Suarez has been offered asylum from an unlikely source.

Kosovan Superleague club Hajvalia are planning to submit an official bid for Suarez on the grounds that Kosovo is not a full FIFA member and is therefore exempt from their regulations.

Hajvalia have made their move to see off competition from the likes of Barcelona and Real Madrid, offering the largest financial package they are feasibly able to offer for the exiled Uruguayan forward.

Xhavit Pacolli, the club’s director, told Kosovan newspaper Sport Plus.

“Suarez can’t play in the next four months. As we are not part of FIFA yet, I think he can play in Kosovo, so we have an offer that we will send to Liverpool.

“This is the maximum we can offer: we offered £25,000 to Liverpool and a salary of £1,200 for each month.

“This might sound ridiculous to him, but that is all we can do.

“If he is willing to come and play for us, he is welcome. As we are not part of FIFA, it would be ideal for him.”

And now they play the waiting game…

(Via Telegraph)

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By Chris on June 30th, 2014 in Liverpool, Newsnow, Transfers & Rumours, World Cup. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

2 Responses to “Luis Suarez Offered Asylum By KF Hajvalia, Kosovan Club Who Play Outside FIFA’s Jurisdiction”

  1. stoffel says:

    This is a bit like all them tossers who apply for a vacant manager’s job and then think getting a reply is the funniest thing ever, except this is bordering on the funny grounds. Well done Hajvalia.

  2. SA says:

    Ah, probably just a fishing expedition, hoping he’ll bite

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