Man City Announce Latest Summer Signing: A Six-Foot Hairless Willy (Photo)

Chris Wright

8th, July 2014


By Chris Wright

Greece Soccer Champions League

Flattened by a six-foot Willy: the ultimate humiliation

Manchester City’s latest major signing of the summer is a large Willy – specifically goalkeeper Wilfredo “Willy” Caballero, who joins from Malaga for a fee believed to be somewhere in the region of €8million…

Willy, 32, played under City manager Manuel Pellegrini at Malaga and comes in to provide stiff competition for Joe Hart and…um, Richard Wright, kinda, we suppose.

We can only assume that he’s also bringing his own balls with him.

Right, Pies hereby promise that will be the last time we ever make fun of Caballero’s name*.

(*are you kidding? Of course it bloody well won’t be!)