David Beckham’s tattooist has nicknamed him ‘big balls’ for being a macho macho man during a six-hour tattoo session. Celeb inker Louis Malloy was stunned when Becks calmly watched football throughout a session under the needle. Malloy said: ‘He doesn’t even wince — he just watched football as I did the elbow to the wrist, which is painful… You need big balls to do that. Hats off to him.’
Hmm, big balls maybe, but not such a big brain. [Via The Sun]