By Chris Wright
In which Rio Ferdinand is officially unveiled as a QPR player by manager Harry Redknapp, unveiling his new squad number (no.5, of course) while looking like a six-year-old pretending to be a train driver…
PHOTO: #QPR defender @rioferdy5 and manager Harry Redknapp poses with his new @NikeUK shirt and squad number pic.twitter.com/6Z1iPnGmaw
— QPR FC (@QPRFC) July 28, 2014
Seriously, who in their right mind would want to own a Rio Ferdinand-branded hat? Answers on a postcard please…