Jose Mourinho won’t be sacked, says Peter Kenyon
The most lovable man in football, Chelsea chief exec Peter Kenyon, has revealed the club will NOT sack boss Jose Mourinho this summer. Kenyon told Chelsea TV: ‘Jose’s got a contract until 2010 and we’re not going to sack him. He’s got the full support of the board, that’s really important… We’ve been linked with something like 14 managers now I think, but we’ve not got a list and we’re not looking.’
Why are Chelsea even fanning these flames? Mourinho is arguably the best manager in the world, has won back-to-back Prem titles and is still on course for a fricking quadruple. Sacking him would be a worse call than the time I drank Guinness, red wine, cider, scotch, tuwacas, lager and tequila in the same evening.

















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