Didier Drogba to release rap album under the alias ‘Drogbacite’. Word to your mother
John Barnes… Chris Waddle… Gazza… and now Didier Drogba. News reaches us from The Sun that P Diddier is set to release a rap album under the (crap) alias Drogbacite. DD said: ‘Drogbacite is about me and my success.’ Well, he certainly has the ego to make it in the rap game.

















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‘Drogbacite is about me and my success.’
So I assume the first verse is in French, followed by a verse in clumsy english that doesn’t rhyme or do anything it is meant to, then a third verse that is much better but involves him theatrically tripping over his mic stand…
Very good Lee! I see what you’ve done there…