Vincent Kompany Politely Shuns Piers Morgan’s £70m Offer To Buy Him For Arsenal

Chris Wright

5th, November 2014

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By Chris Wright

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Arsenal’s not-so-secret shame, Piers Morgan, attempted to buy Vincent Kompany on Twitter last night. Tap-a, tap-a, tap-a.

Once again faux-outraged by Arsenal’s lack of defensive fortitude having watched the Gunners bin a comfortable 3-0 lead against Kompany’s former club Anderlecht, Morgan set about tapping up the Man City skipper after he Tweeted in celebration of the Belgian team’s Champions League comeback…

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Not that Morgan was perturbed, with the former newspaper editor chucking yet more money at Kompany in a bid to entice him to The Emirates – even lumping in a couple of Ferraris as a sweetener…

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One last throw of the dice…

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Cue: complete radio silence from Kompany.

The only truly acceptable response to Piers Morgan.