10 More Players Who Look Utterly Miserable About Joining Their New Club

Chris Wright

3rd, February 2015

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By Chris Wright

With Aaron Lennon doing his very best Eeyore impression while posing as an Everton player for the first time this morning, we thought we’d take a timely look at ten other players who couldn’t have looked more miserable about joining a club if they tried – starting with another dour beauty from yesterday…

1. Robert Huth

“I could not be happier to be here in Leicest…I’ve made a terrible mistake”

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2. Nicolas Anelka

Le Sulk doing his usual mard-arse shtick, made ten times worse by West Brom dubbing a ridiculously jaunty tune over the top…

3. Carl Jenkinson

There is a deep, dark fear in those eyes…

4. Marouane Chamakh

See what signing for West Ham can do to a man?

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5. Stefan Jovetic

Couldn’t even be arsed to sort himself out with a Man City scarf…

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6. Lukas Podolski

Escaping to his happy place.

7. Emmanuel Frimpong

Frimpong accompanied this picture of himself looking suitably nonplussed at joining Barnsley with a Tweet reading “How am I gonna draw girls now?”

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8. Fabio da Silva

QPR. Yay.

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9. Carlos Tevez and Javier Mascherano

This pair didn’t have a single solitary clue where they were between them.

10. Julian Faubert

An absolute stone cold classic: Faubert’s still-baffling move to Real Madrid, as summed up by Alfredo Di Stefano…

Beautiful.

Bonus shouts…

Sebastien Bassong, Norwich (via @Phil_Oliver)…

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Leon Clarke, Wolves…

Jonathan Legear, Blackpool (via @GFarrimondWIG)…

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Any more you can think of Pies fans? Give us a shout.

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