By Chris Wright
Strike a pose
The prettiest pony in the whole world Real Madrid defender Sergio Ramos is being linked with a summer move to AC Milan.
The reason? I’m glad you asked – Ramos has been spotted eating lunch in a Milanese restaurant that is frequented by various Rossoneri players! From this, Spanish rag AS has deduced that the Spanish right-back was in town on a lightning visit to hammer out a contract with Milan representatives.
They go on to speculate that the 24-year-old is stalling over an extension to his current deal at the Bernabeu, and may make a sensational exit should Real step up their interest in Inter Milan’s Brazilian flyer Maicon.
Mierda del caballo.