Dutch hardman Khalid Boulahrouz has completed his move to Chelsea. He goes by the nickname ‘Cannibal’, which is one of the best nicknames we’ve had in the Premier League for ages. That’s exactly what football needs: more intimidating, WWF-style nicknames. Any more nickname suggestions?
Oh, here’s a brief clip of Khalid the Cannibal clattering Ronaldo during the World Cup this summer. Should have been a straight red tooâ€¦