Aston Villa have signed Joleon Lescott from local rivals West Brom, thus almost completing the former Wolves defender’s grand slam tour of the greater Birmingham clubs.
Lescott came through a medical this afternoon and has since signed a two-year contract with Villa.
Here he is, being unveiled all sexily, toe-to-head…
— Aston Villa FC (@AVFCOfficial) September 1, 2015
Criminy, all that’s missing is a few candles and some seductive sax.
For the record, Lescott’s fee is reported to be £1million, though that could rise to £2million with add-ons.