Desperate Newcastle Fan Attempts To Entice Jamie Vardy By Throwing Toon Shirt Over His Garden Wall (Photo)

Chris Wright

6th, January 2016


We’ve said it before and we’ll no doubt say it again. Football fans are a bloomin’ curious subspecies.

With his beloved team desperately short on fire power so far this season, one Newcastle fan hatched a fiendish masterplan in a desperate attempt to entice Leicester City goal-machine Jamie Vardy to St James’ Park in the transfer window.

The lone wolf’s plan in its entirety: Throw a Newcastle shirt over Vardy’s garden wall and hope for the best.

Sadly, it just led to Vardy’s bemused girlfriend Tweeting a photo of the shirt draped forlornly in the shrubbery…

Baffling. Truly baffling.