By Ollie Irish

This morning’s shorts…

“Jog on”

Martin Jol has made a dig at his old club Tottenham by insisting they are not big enough to sign Ajax’s Luis Suarez.

The Uruguayan striker has enjoyed two impressive seasons in Amsterdam, and Spurs are reported to have joined the list of Saurez admirers – but Ajax coach Jol has told them to jog on.

“I know that Luis will not leave Ajax for – with all due respect – a club like Tottenham Hotspur,” said Jol.

“He will only go to one of the very top clubs.”

Oooooh! Get her.

* * * * *

Manchester City want to buy some shares in James Milner. Like, ALL of the shares in Milner. £24m fee may be enough to force the deal. So says the Guardian. [LINK]

* * * * *

Goaly Moly (reanimated little brother of Holy Moly – check it out) brings us hot WAG gossip in the shapely form of Kim Kardashian. Apparently Ms Kardashian is now dating Cristiano Ronaldo. They feel right together. Like two skanks in a skank-pod. [LINK]

Posted in Aston Villa, Man City, Real Madrid, Tottenham Hotspur, Transfers & Rumours, WAGs & Babes | 4 Comments »