Pete Doherty playing football…

Ollie Irish

14th, September 2007

Yesterday we broke the news that drugs fan Peter Doherty is to manage his own football team. Eek. Well in illustrating that piece we unearthed a crusty old photo of the QPR crooner having a kick about. It got us thinking, just what kind of a player can someone that messed up make? Technically we always think we play 10% better with a hangover. And Gazza was great, as was Tony Adams even in his glug-glug-drivey-drivey period, but on the other hand you’ve never seen Keith Richards playing for England have you.
Anyway our answer has been delivered with this clip of Pete shambling about a football field. We’d rate Doherty’s ball skills about 1.2 out of 10…