Why is Robbie Savage so scared of this football?
There was a lot to frighten a football fan at Stamford Bridge this weekend. Flying boots leaving players hospitalised? Check! Ranting Portugueser? Check! Shocking linesman? Check! Shevchenko playing like a Rushden & Diamonds part timer? Check check check!
All frightening, but what the hell spooked Robbie Savage here? Let us know what you think, and we’ll post some kind of answer just as soon as Mr Savage’s agent picks up his phone…
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he wasn’t spooked – he was simply preparing himself to swallow the ball in that very big mouth of his.
Very shiny these Premier League balls this year. Was merely his reflection…
He’s petrified it might ruin his coiffeured hair.
CAshley Cole on knees (out of picture). Dirty.
John Toshack’s arse is printed on the other side of the ball.
He’s scared because he can’t foul it.