Raul Has Signed For Schalke 04, Claims German Tabloid

Ollie Irish

22nd, July 2010


By Ollie Irish

Old man Raul, a reported transfer target for Tottenham (we’re not a retirement home, you know), has already signed for Schalke 04 – that’s according to German tabloid newspaper Bild.

Bild claims the deal is done, and Raul has agreed to ink a two-year contract with the Bundesliga side, worth a sweet €6m per season.

If this is true, Spurs just dodged a not-very-fast bullet.

Posted in Bundesliga, La Liga, Real Madrid, Transfers & Rumours

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  1. Chris says:

    He’s still a mahillion miles better than Jermain De-kick-it-the-way-your-Foe-cing!

  2. QueerAsFuß says:

    Well now we’ll at least have two players this season. Raul and the ever-present dearly beloved Manu.
    All our players took off like Veltins arena came down with a bad case of pitch-herpes. :/

    Oh and we have Atsuto who is apparently 22 y/o but appears to be 11.
    The crustache kind of supports my ‘Atsuto is 11’ theory.

    *sniffles* I want Mirko Sloka back. And Mesut Özil. And Hamit Altintop.
    Okay- I just want it back to 2006. :P

  3. Deckard says:

    6m a season? fucking idiots. Had they seen NO game with him in it last season? Raul’s as dead an buried as can fucking be. It’s all purely based on star power. Funny thing is Raul’s waned aged ago.

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