By Ollie Irish
Triffic, just don’t ask questions…
Tottenham gaffer Harry Redknapp is set to dip into the loan market to strengthen his squad. Yep, someone set Arry to full-on ‘wheeler dealer’ mode.
After failed bids for Scott ‘Scotty’ Parker and Manchester City forward Craig ‘The Mouth’ Bellamy, Arry will do what he does best: rummage around in the bargain bins, make trips to car boot sales, take whatever fell off the back of that jacknifed lorry.
Redknapp: loans loans loans
Everyone’s favourite Judas Twitchy Scummer told the Mirror: “I can see loans happening. I’ve got three players in mind that would not cost a lot of money.
“If we can pull off the deals you are talking about £8million or £9million for three players. Loans would certainly be a real possibility.
“People are going to loan players from all over the world, there will be loads because clubs are struggling to pay the wages. There will be high earners they have to loan out.”
You get it yet? Loans loans loans loans loans. Loans. Arry is all about the loans.
If you have any idea who the loan trio might be, enlighten us – we have no clue, although other players on Arry’s radar reportedly include AC Milan striker Klaas Jan Huntelaar and Lyon midfielder Jean Makoun.