NO SMOKING: Colchester United fans who puff will be locked up with Will Young

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7th, December 2007

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Colchester United have taken extreme measures to encourage fans to comply with no-smoking legislation. The club’s stadium announcer has been threatening supporters tempted by a crafty fag that they will be forced to listen to the music of Will Young.
At half-time in the club’s match at Crystal Palace, the announcer said: “There is a no-smoking policy at Layer Road. Anyone caught smoking will be taken to a darkened room, where they will be imprisoned for 27 hours and forced to listen to Will Young records for all of that time. Thank you.”
Enough to put even the most hardened nicotine addict off!

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