Transfer windows? Pah, we laugh in the face of transfer windows! Football transfer gossip stops for no man – not even Sepp Blatter.
Newcastle Jets want to take Stan Collymore (pictured) Down Under (insert dogging pun) [BBC Sport]
Arsenal to bid again for Southampton youngster Gareth Bale in January [Mirror]
‘Arry wants to bring Ray Parlour to Pompey [Mirror]
Former Everton keeper Paul Gerrard to join Sheffield United [Guardian]
DaMarcus Beasley (cracking name) wants to make his Man City move permanent [4thegame]