Arsenal Close In On Belgian Uber-Starlet
By Chris Wright
According to talkSPORT‘s over-worked ‘flagrant horsesh*t dressed up as news’ department, Arsenal have won the race to sign Anderlecht’s uber-starlet Romelu Lukaku after having their £12.5 million bid accepted yesterday.
The 17-year-old striker is being monitored by most of European football’s biggest hitters (with Chelsea and Real Madrid said to be very keen on acquiring his services asap), and this is why…
Shit. Hot.
You can see why all-and-sundry are referring to him as ‘the new Didier Drogba‘. He scores shedloads of goals, has the direct style, the swagger, the power, the pace, the Chelsea shirt…
Word is that the Gunners are also trying to forge a deal with the Belgian club for Lukaku’s younger brother, 16-year-old Jordan.
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Great talent. Belgium has some fine kids right now.
And I’m surprised if Chelsea aren’t in for him too
Oh dear want to read that first comment again Ollie?
Gulp.
In other news, the notion of Arsenal ‘closing in’ is quite creepy. I imagine Arsene Wenger as some sort of child catcher with a big net, stalking through African villages at night.
Wow Ollie.. isn’t it starting to get a bit too old and too retarded to constantly spew out such pedofile remarks against AW?
But funny visual though!
You’re a stupid mutt!
I’m convinced that Ollie is def a paedo…Too much detail.
@ Arsene – constantly? Get a grip.
@ Jason – yawn
you forgot to mention how he LED the belgian league in scoring as a 16 year old. any team that doesnt want to buy this kid is stupid, ive ben saying it for almost a year now
Talksport, gotta be true then.
lol arsene wenger has probably so much because he doesnt want another Drogba to haunt for years :P
Plus he’s bloody strong on FIFA; I’m sure Wenger was swayed by that.