Where’s Yakubu?

Ollie Irish

8th, February 2008

Wheres_Waldo.jpgHave you seen Yakubu? Because his club Everton haven’t. The Nigerian striker should have returned to training on Wednesday, but he hasn’t showed up. Team-mate Joseph Yobo did make it back in one piece, which makes Yakubu’s mysterious absence look even worse.
Yakubu will reportedly be fined £80,000, the maximum permitted under PFA rules, when he finally does come back. I imagine David Moyes will be doing a particularly angry Groundskeeper Willie impression right now.
If you find Yakubu, please return him to Goodison Park, Liverpool.