By Ollie Irish
Roque Santa Cruz: the worst Hide & Seek cheat you ever played with
Ridiculously good-looking striker Roque Santa Cruz has had enough of never being picked for Man City – a situation that is partly his fault, as he’s a bit rubbish compared with the likes of Tevez and Adebayor. Roque wants out and he wants out as soon as possible, ie. in January.
“Competition for places [at City] is great and I’m working every day to try and convince the coach, but I’m still not getting picked,” he told Spanish radio station Cadena Ser.
“I’m not getting the playing time to convince anybody and my priority is to leave in the January transfer market.
“I’m 29 and still hope to fulfil my dream of playing in Spain. It is the dream of most South American players, hopefully it will happen.”
Hmm, Spain you say. Anyone else foresee a move to Sparky’s Fulham though? That makes sense. Il Pulpo Paul, you got a tasty prediction from the great aquarium in the sky?