Petr Cech’s orange kit will win the title for Chelsea (according to Petr Cech)
Chelsea keeper Petr ‘Tangoman’ Cech is certain that Chelsea will lift the Premier League trophy this weekend thanks to the colour orange. Cech’s new goalkeeping kit is orange The 26-year-old has turned sports psychologist to claim that his new kit is scientifically proven to give him an edge.
He said: “Studies say the orange colour spreads the most when the striker attacks, in the split of a second as he focuses. This colour is like a sort of alarm or alert which really spreads and is very difficult to avoid, so this should be good for me.” If that’s true I hope Neville Southall avoided orange – there would have been none of the goal left to see if he had spread any more!

















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