Football rumours: little Shaun Wright Phillips has a big secret
Kids, look away now…
“Shaun Wright-Phillips has a massive cock. No – not Ian Wright. An actual penis.”
The latest mailout from Holy Moly! contains this scary rumour. I don’t even want to think about it… Gah, too late.
What you talkin’ ’bout Willis?

















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