By Chris Wright
Jesus Christi, it’s difficult to find a photo of Didier Drogba looking even remotely happy with anything.
Anyway, the Chelsea striker has sought to quash any reports of him attempting to mope his way out of the club this summer, telling anyone who’ll listen that he is more than happy with his lot at Stamford Bridge.
Rumours of a return to France have been circulating ever since Fernando Torres upped-sticks and joined Chelsea on transfer deadline day, though Droggers has confided in French television channel Orange Sport that he is harbouring no such plans:
“I have everything I dream of at Chelsea. I’m at a great club with extraordinary team-mates, in a perfect life for my family.
“A few years ago, I could say ‘I dream of playing for AC Milan, Real Madrid, Manchester United’. However, today I no longer feel the need.
“I’m at one of the best clubs in the world, these desires [to play elsewhere] left me long ago.”
So there you go, though I still reckon he’ll be gone by this time next year.
Camp Drog says:
“FC Mykonos, here I come BITCHES!”