By Chris Wright
In which, during a brief stop-over in London to help flog Adidas’s new line of merch like the good Lord told him to, Kaka takes the opportunity to scotch all those nasty rumours about him joining Chelsea this summer – rumours, indeed, started by his own mother – by telling the press that he is ‘going nowhere’ this summer…
Next up for Senhor Leite? Why a nice, relaxing round of ‘hoofing paint-splattered footballs at fleeing children’ with his good buddy Robin Van Persie to cap the evening off…
http://youtu.be/g9YoNl6tIXM
Seems like Adidas are taking their ‘Predator’ range a little too literally these days.
Video: Off The Post.