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‘Lactose-Tolerant, Ingerlandish And Not That C**t Ashley’ – The Joe Cole Sales Brochure

By Chris Wright

Like Michael Owen and Emmanuel Adebayor before him, Liverpool wastrel Joe Cole is now the subject of a glossy brochure – produced by ‘Pool fans desperate to get shot of a player who has contributed the sum total of zip to the cause and who perennially looks like he’s coming off the back of a five-day Calpol and vodka binge…

After sitting through a pitch as convincing as that, how could anyone possibly resist a flutter?

Très drôle stuff from James T @ Unprofessional Foul

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By Chris on August 6th, 2011 in Funnies, Liverpool, Transfers & Rumours. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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5 Responses to “‘Lactose-Tolerant, Ingerlandish And Not That C**t Ashley’ – The Joe Cole Sales Brochure”

  1. AstevieG says:

    Poor Joe. Possessing more skill than Messi just weighed too heavily on the boy.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/aug/10/joe-cole-messi-gerrard-liverpool

  2. big mean bunny says:

    The joke is still on Liverpool though, a lot of their fans were acting as if he was the missing piece and would have been turning up with the prem trophy already on his back for them.

    Still this is funny though!

  3. C says:

    Joke Hole. ’nuff said.

  4. TfromZ says:

    England Captain anyone?

  5. Muppetfinder General says:

    “The joke is still on Liverpool though, a lot of their fans were acting as if he was the missing piece”

    Most Scousers don’t care about England so where was all the bleating coming from for Joe Cole in the last World Cup? It was coming from everywhere except Capello’s mouth.

    Funny that nobody will admit thinking he was “the missing piece” now.

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