By Chris Wright
Daniel van Buyten’s ‘Major Ball Blow-Out’ wasn’t actually quite as painful as it sounds, but the Belgian centre-half gave the ball such a thunderous leathering from a set piece that he tore the fabric of the
universe Adidas Torfabrik and the match ball’s insides swiftly became it’s ‘outsides’ during Bayern’s 3-0 win over FC Köln last night…
Good of Arjen Robben to dispose of it so efficiently. That’ll serve Adidas right for making it’s sodding football’s out of clingfilm and dried tippex.