By Chris Wright
It’s one that we’ve all seen a thousand-odd times before, the classic stretcher FAIL in which a prone player suffers a face-full of gooch at the hands of an utterly incompetent stretcher-bearer.
This time the poor unfortunate soul on the receiving end of an impromptu and unscheduled visit to Biffer’s Bridge is Confianca (Brazilian youth side) midfielder Arthur…
The last thing you want after having your shins hacked to smithereens. Seriously, how hard can it be to lift a stretcher to waist-height without ramming the invalid’s face up your bum crevice?