Ye Olde Stretcher FAIL: Confianca’s Arthur Treated To Face Full Of Linesman Gooch (Video)

Chris Wright

4th, January 2012


By Chris Wright

It’s one that we’ve all seen a thousand-odd times before, the classic stretcher FAIL in which a prone player suffers a face-full of gooch at the hands of an utterly incompetent stretcher-bearer.

This time the poor unfortunate soul on the receiving end of an impromptu and unscheduled visit to Biffer’s Bridge is Confianca (Brazilian youth side) midfielder Arthur…

The last thing you want after having your shins hacked to smithereens. Seriously, how hard can it be to lift a stretcher to waist-height without ramming the invalid’s face up your bum crevice?

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  1. Ross says:

    Only one winner in a game of balls on chin!!

  2. Redskywalker says:

    Aaaaahahaha its so bad! Guy must be suffering from trauma!

  3. oziron says:

    smelling salts….!!!

  4. WildScotsman6 says:

    Dear Chris, I work in a client service department where calls come in without waring at any moment… so when i’m pissin maself with laughter at things like “bum crevice” and “unscheduled visit to Biffer’s Bridge”, I risk gettin fired… please be considerate in the future. ha!

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