Elizabeth Lambert (the Roy Keane of US women’s football) stars in spoof dating video
Remember Liz ‘Chopper’ Lambert? She found instant infamy after a video of her brutal play hit the internet. The 21-year-old defender has since been suspended by her college team, New Mexico Lobos, meaning she has some time on her ponytail-grabbing hands.
Lambert has used that time to star in this dating video, which sends up her violent reputation:
Pretty funny and slightly disturbing at the same time. Win win.
Would you dare date Chopper Lambert?

















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