Does Lionel Messi Ever Dive? Does He ‘Eck As Like! (Video)
By Chris Wright
Half man, half weeble – even when he’s getting kicked up in the air, Lionel Messi never dives…
Cue a raft of miffed fans supplying video evidence that he is, in fact, a supersonic flop machine.
Oh, and apologies for coming over all ‘Fred Dibnah’ in the title there. Things just got very Yorkshire all of a sudden.
Video: BarcaUnderPep (thanks to Sean for the nudge)