Hulk Scores 25-Yard, 108Kp/h Thunderboomer vs Benfica (Video)

Chris Wright

3rd, March 2012


By Chris Wright

Porto beat Benfica 3-2 on Benfica’s patch last night, taking them three points clear at the top of the table. Hulk scored the opener with a 30-yard thunderboomer, a shot that was clocked at 108 kilometres-per-hour on the way past Artur…

Meh. He’s still shite. Even a stopped clock gets the time right twice a day and all that.

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  1. Sean says:

    Not sure what it is you have against Hulk,but if you watched the Portugese league every weekend and not just his average Champions League cameoes,you would see hes not “shite” …

  2. João says:

    You can check out the love between those 2 teams

  3. zack says:

    hes a big or should i say fat fish in a small pond in portugal. As soon as there is any class around him in europe he’s shit. You can’t polish a turd. Roll it in glitter all day long in portugal if you like but he is still shit.

  4. KingEric7 says:

    Should bump his transfer value to Chelski up quite nicely!

  5. Sean says:

    I watched that game too,and true,he was woeful,but you only get to know a player watching them week in week out in the league. And to say he’s shit when theres class around him,Rooney has a tendency to be shit in big games in Europe,doesnt make him a bad player in general.suggesting the portugese league is poor…to be honest,its easily as entertaining as the prem at the moment.
    Has Falcao only proved this year how good he is by knocking them in for Atletico? No, clearly he’s been one of Europes best strikers for nearly 2 years,1 of which playing for Porto.

    I’m not saying he’s particularly likeable, but 43 goals in 83 Porto appearances playing mostly from the wing (i know,sometimes as a striker) is a great strike rate.

  6. Mr. Sparkle says:

    If he did this in a legitimate league such as the EPL, La Liga or Serie A, or even the Bundesliga, this would be something worth talking about. Otherwise, I simply couldn’t give a single fuck.

  7. Brian says:

    Serie A blows. Hulk shits on just about every player in the league apart from Cavani. None of you bloody cunts even watch any other league apart from the premiership or Barca and Madrid. Wake the fuck up.

  8. jdawg says:

    lol 30 yards my ass,someone obviously cant see where the 18 yard line is

  9. Alex says:

    The man at 0:46 is not impressed at all.

  10. newcassel says:

    Andy Carroll’s a big lad and has a good left peg and he’s been shite since he moved to a good team. Same thing

  11. Sean says:

    exactly my point Brian!

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