By Chris Wright
In which Andrey Arshavin, shortly after providing the assist for Vladimir Bystrov to open the scoring for Zenit against CSKA Moscow with a back post header (and pulling his stomach muscle in the process), helps his teammate ‘celebrate’ by standing on Bystrov as he lay on the turf waiting for the physio…
Bystrov was then immediately subbed off.
Anyone have the foggiest? No? Me neither.
Ever the enigma, Arshavin then went on to score the second goal in Zenit’s 2-0 win, taking them to within spitting distance of claiming the Russian Premier League title…